hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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