my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You are a genius and a whore.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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