I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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