I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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