I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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