No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
We talked him into tasing himself.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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