Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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