"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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