Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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