Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
that's an acceptable place to lick
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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