I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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