escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He shit in the fireplace
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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