This girl is more easily done than said...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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