Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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