My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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