Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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