a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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