the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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