Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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