Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I need help removing her.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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