I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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