i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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