You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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