why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
