Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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