perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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