It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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