SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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