please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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