i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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