Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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