I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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