But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
