therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I'm always down for nudity.
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