Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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