Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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