thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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