so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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