I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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