So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
