Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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