I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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