doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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