i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I checked into jail on foursquare
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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