We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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