I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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