Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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