i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
How's work?
Spinning.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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