thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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