I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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