I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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