just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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