I must be too annoying 4 u.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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