i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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