she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
im on a boat
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