uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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