oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
