why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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