Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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