i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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