Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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